Ugh. Damn alarm clock. Snooze button. 5 more minutes. What, five minutes is up? Kidneys aching. Bladder wanting to burst. I wanna stay in R.E.M. Get up. No, that ain’t her. That’s just your pillow.
In the name of the Father, Son, Spirit. Got a long day Lord. No fast-forward function, I see?
Pissssssss. Kiss mom [...]
